Tom Swifties from the short story Community Life by Lorrie Moore
- I have to go to the hardware store, he said wrenchingly
- You’re average, he said meanly.
- There’s never been an accident, she said recklessly.
- Would you like a soda? he asked spritely.
- I like a good sled dog, she said huskily.
- This hot dog is awful, she said frankly.
- Take a bow, he said sternly.
